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albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

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the-girl-with-the-music:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



Did… you just… give… plants… abdominal muscles… and pecs…?

the-girl-with-the-music:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Did… you just… give… plants… abdominal muscles… and pecs…?

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willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

itsjessmehere:

the-little-sperm-that-could:

tastefullyoffensive:

Movies That Can Be Described With The Same Sentence

TWO GUYS GO ON A MOUNTAIN AND DESTROY A RING

Lmfao Dinosaurs start destroying stuff omfg

I don’t care how funny it may be, you do not compare Fight Club with
Hannah Banana

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spankmehardbarry:

who the fuck still smokes tobacco in a pipe, what is this the early 1900s

spankmehardbarry:

who the fuck still smokes tobacco in a pipe, what is this the early 1900s